Good morning, everyone!

I am Archer Slam-Bam, an MLP reviewer of many, many television shows and movies! Is a show particularly terrible? Point it out to me, and I'll tear it apart! Is a show really good? I'll sing its praises with you!

Every fifth review will be a movie review!

Every 100th subscriber will cause me to do a special review: one of my 10 favorite movies of all time. Afterwards, I will be doing special requests, regardless of how good or bad the movie may be.

I do have a few rules, however. I will not review a show or movie that has been recently (as in the last year) done by anyone with over 1,000 subs, so no Matrix, Foodfight or The Room. I will not review any truly serious movies, such as 12 Years A Slave, The Imitation Game or Walk the Line. And, finally, I will not review anything overtly sexual or gory, HOWEVER, I will make an exception if the acting or story is...laughable.

So, stick around, I've got a lot in store! And most of all, have a great day!