Unboxing 50 Overwatch Crates

Blizzards "Pixels for Pixels" system seems to be working well.

Step 1: Accumulate WoW wealth (gold pixels). Step 2: Trade WoW wealth for Blizzard Bux™. Step 3: Trade Blizzard Bux™ for Blizzard games. Step 4: Realize you have every Blizzard game you want and Hearthstone is garbage. Step 5: Discover the true meta of Overwatch. Step 6: Discover that skill in Overwatch is proportionate to the number of loot crates you have bought. Step 7: Buy 300 loot crates every month to beat out the competition. Step 8: Realize you have more skins than you can ever wear and that you have wasted money on a game you will play for a month at most because your friends have stopped playing the flavor of the month game that all their youtube/streamer celebrities stopped playing so they could play the latest "5 dawns at zombie fucbois 7, EXTRA DLC EDITION" SPONSORED BY INTOLD/ENVDEO AND ALSO BY THAT CHAIR COMPANY, THE ONE THAT MAKES THE AIRPLANE CHAIRS, XD RACER! #THIS4ALLGAEMIRS #WAYTOBEPLAYED! #STRAPIN #STRAPON #5POINTSEATBELT Step 9: ??????

Step 10: Don't profit because you are a moron and bought pixels with real money. You could have bought food, rent, a haircut (you need one) or saved up for a nicer computer. Good job dipshit.

Step 11: DONATE TO MY PATREON/PAYPAL SO I CAN BUY MORE LOOT CRATES INSTEAD OF FOOD. THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE! ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5vtXTfvKh4