You Cookie Monster...

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The cookie monster is out there. He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching yo cookies up. In the dead of night, he's swapping all your delectable golden Oreos for BISCOTTI! THE HORROR!

Guard your Nutter Butters, for when the light shines upon your cupboards, you will find cobwebs where they once were; and the only thing that will be left to sit upon the laminated shelves is a lone box of Fig Newtons.

All across the land, sweet, chewy white chocolate macadamia nut and soft, crumbly peanut butter cookies are being swept up in a tempest of theft; and the heathen responsible believes Thin Mints and Pirouettes are a sufficient substitute.

My heart shivers at the thought of what he might do to the Biscoff...

God protect you all.

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