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From a sentimental point of view, frogs are modest. But all of them want to be referred to as princesses, not toads :(
Big frogs in ponds are a sign of a good economy.
Frogs never seek happiness. They're happy enough as it is.
In the future, frogs will replace the sun and heat planet Earth.
Snoop Dogg is a friend of the frogs.
If you're lucky enough to meet a fat frog, it may well be Jesus Christ.
There is an international frog society whose members add the words, 'The French should be beaten with sticks' at the end of all their important statements.
If your ears are ringing, it means you've just heard the call of a space frog, but you're too stupid to realise it.
Frogs don't need to study religion to reach heaven. They can just jump there.
Usually frogs don't want to admit that they are the only intelligent creatures in the universe.